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A Teenage Girl's Diary Episode 11

Episode 11

They ran down to the ICU. from a distance they could hear someone gasping. it is either Philip or Bimbo they thought. On entering the room, They discovered it was Bimbo. Philip's vitals were a bit stable but Bimbo on the other hand  was about to die...... 

Back home, Ebenezer's body has been brought back from the hospital. it was then the people decided to check Mrs Adeseye's condition. Iya Tobi who was given the key to the room was no where to be found. They went to the Adeseye's room to check if the door was opened, To their greatest suprise, the door was locked. Iya tobi must have gone with the key. Mummy Tobi a neighbor shouted as she got to her door. Yes! what happen? "Where is the key?" the mother of three known as Mummy chi-chi answered."Which key??" mummy tobi asked looking innocent. We were outside when daddy bimbo gave you.... "shut up!!!!" Mummy Tobi interrupted. I know you're a fool whats my business with Mummy Bimbo and her family. those prostitutes! she added. Are you referring to me as a fool?? mummy chi-chi asked. " lai lai am not refering" am calling you a Fool! she shouted. Mummy chi-chi didn't wait for her to land before throwing a fist at her beautiful face. Mummy tobi lost balance, this gave mummy chi-chi the chance to launch another fist on her nose which bled immediately. She quickly tore her clothes, Mummy tobi was now on pant and bra alone. mummy chi-chi pulled her hair and she cried out loudly. it was the loud cry that made people come to their aid. before they came the woman was now totally unclad with her stomach bleeding. She was rushed to the hospital naked. What a day in this house people clamoured. "The end time is here" a christian said.there was confusion and arguement among people as they didn't know who stabbed Mummy Tobi. Others went to the adeseye's room trying to break in...... when the door went down, most of them ran away because of what they saw................................to be continued. Stay tuned

Pastor who destroyed shrine in Ogun State denies being paralysed, as traditionalists demands N500,000 to appease the gods

A clergyman who was reported to have been paralysed after destroying a shrine in Ketu, Ayetoro area of Ogun State, on Sept. 20th, said traditionalists beat him with charms and other fetish objects but he was not affected spiritually or physically.

Pastor Adewale Fagbire of the Christ Apostolic Church(CAC) said this on Thursday, in Abeokuta during a press conference organised by the Ogun State branch of the Christian Association of Nigeria.

Fagbere, while denying claims that he was stricken by angry gods of the shrine and only regained consciousness after priests of the shrine carried out some rites on him, upon intervention of the Alaye of Ayetoro, Oba Abdulaziz Adelakun, said that his action was an instruction from God, that he evacuated all the fetish items in the shrine, and that while he was assaulted by the traditionalists, he decided to remain quiet.

He told those in attendance at the conference that his late father, who reigned as the traditional ruler of the town, Oba Taiwo Fagbire, used to take him to the shrine while alive.

"About what happened at Ayetoro, it was from God and direction from the Holy Spirit for the deliverance of Ayetoro from darkness. When I started what God told me, He told me to do three things in the shrine. He said that when I get there, I should evacuate; I should step aside and remain silent when people come out to see me. So, I did exactly as instructed by God on that Sept. 20. I got  there around 5.a.m. and after  I took out  those things ,God told me to wait and stay and I did so. It was not their gods that held me transfixed or struck me;  it was the idol worshipers that struck me with their charms. When I was taken to the palace, I told them that all my actions were directed by God and not human beings or the church of God. Although, they tried many charms on me, none was effective on me. I only followed the instruction of God that I should be quiet and they too know the truth." the cleric narrated.

Meanwhile, the Regional Coordinator of Yewa/Awori Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria (PFN),  Apostle Lola Dada, claims that the Priests of the shrine demanded for money from the family and CAN to appease the gods.

"They demanded for things they claimed they wanted to use for sacrifice. They asked the family of the pastor to pay N300,000 while CAN should bring N200,000,  making it N500,000  for the sacrifice to appease their gods. However, no money was given to them and peace has returned to the town,"  he said.

A move by the Police to charge Fagbere for malicious damage and act capable of breaching public peace, may have been stopped.

Spokesman of the Ogun State Police Command, Mr Abimbola Oyeyemi, told newsmen that the case might not continue because the traditionalists  "were dragging their feet on the case."

Source: Premium Times

A Teenage Girl's diary (Episode 10)

His eyes were filled with rage, His fist were tight?? Where is Bimbo? he said with a loud voice. This time most of the mourners ran away. Muderer they screamed as they made thier way to their various rooms and houses. The old man didnt run instead he called him"alakurin(young man)" come over here. Your daughter is at the hospital. A car hit her on her way to see her dead brother. Wait!!! where did my son died?? what killed him?? he asked impatiently. He died at Oluomo's place. ehn?? Who took him there?? What killed him i want to know. and where is he?? "listen Mr man you have to take it easy. let me tell you all that happened. the man began the narration. Your wife went to Oluomo's place to get something then your son crawledup to a naked wire and he got shocked to death. Bimbo was rushing to the scene when she got hit by a vehicle and One of your neighbor also got injured. What is my wife doing with Oluomo he asked as he made his way to the backyard. Hefty guys stopped him from entering the room again. he didnt argue with anyone. he pretended to be okay but they knew he's not, so He was held down and different elders sat him down giving him advice. for about 10 minutes all seemed to be well until he suddenly got up and tok a cutlass with him. He ran so fast that no one could catch up with him. People in front couldn't stop him because he held the cutlass as if he wants to hack someone to death. he didnt go to the direction of Oluomo's house instead he went to another steet to distract them. Silently he took a shortcut to Oluomo's shop. He didnt knock before entering his house. He met Oluomo sitting on the sofa. Immediately the illiterate sighted the cutlass, he tried to run away. Mr adeseye threw the cutlass at Oluomo. Oluomo was known to be sluggish but sighting the cutlass gave him extra speed. he ran towards the Tv trying to make his way out, when Mr adeseye threw the cutlass again but instead it hit the TV. this was what made people outside knew there was something wrong. When the cutlass hit the TV it created a sound like an explosion. Some people ran away leaving others there. It was indeed a tragic day in coker street. Yeh!!! Egbami!!! was what came out of Oluomo's mouth as he came out of his house. Soe strong people tried to get the cutlass from Mr adeseye but he was damn too strong. Now i know you're useless and foolish. The old man said to Mr adeseye. Your daughter is in the hospital, your son is dead and the next thing for you to do is to kill someone again abi. You locked your wife inside no one knows if she's dead or alive and you're here fighting. Whats wrong with your brain?? These words made Mr adeseye calm down. Who will take me to the hospital he requested. I will said the old man. He gave his room key to Iya Tobi and went with the old man. getting to the hospital they were directed to the ICU the conversation going on in the room got him scared as he heard one person asking the other if the girl will make it. It is finished he thought. He sat in the reception waiting for the doctor because he was sent away from the ICU when his disturbance was too much. The doctor later came out to meet him. Are you Mr adeseye he asked. Yes sir he said jumping up. Your daughter will need a transfusion because, she lost so much blood. you should see the nurse immediately to test your blood. as the doctor was about to leave, a nurse came shouting Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! The girl Her vitals are not stable, I think she's gone. What? What??? he screamed as he held the doctor on his cloth.........to be continued..........